The commentators of TWF are the people that sit on the top right corner of the TWF stadium, and they are the ones that talk about the match about what goes on and what is happening. There are 2 commentators they are: Dick Thompson, and Colonel Cossack.
Dick Thompson:
He is the main commentator, and is normally the person that does all the talking. Since Colonel Cossack's behavior is immature, Dick always has to tell Colonel what to do. He always helps Colonel Cossack when things go kind of bad (like one time Colonel was late for a match). Yet not that much is known about him.
Colonel Cossack:
He is the other commentator of the TWF. He used to be a old TWF wrestler before Page Boy Skull came, and before the Sinistras were established by Senator Skull. Colonel Cossack is older than Dick, however is behavior is childish. His main phrase that he always says is: "I want to see crushing" meaning he likes to watch other matches. He is afraid of Milty the Clown, his least favorite wrestler is Hometown Huck, and he was born in Smolensk, Russia. He was in a lot of different gags, like his own nightmare, and his mother.
